Sunday, October 30, 2005

Hey ppl, listen up!! If you all go over to Cineleisure, please please please do not watch this french art flick called "BERNIE"... total waste of money and it SUCKS SUCKS SUCKS!!!!!

Just now went over to Cine with Zhien cos he so wanted to watch a movie.. but really got nothing interesting to watch... so we just somehow came to a decision to watch some foreign flick and since BERNIE was at the earliest time slot, we decided to watch it lor... and we were so so so so wrong!! It was really gore and violent and R(A) ed and dumb and sickening... the only thing that was good was the length of the show.. luckily only 1.5 hours.. last time the Gangs of New York was like 2 plus hours lor... terrible ordeal lor... hahah... anyway back to the show... the story line was super boliao lor... it was about this guy who grew up in an orphanage and when he finally became an adult, he left the orphanage in search of his birth parents.. and along the way he like killed tons of ppl and stuff... he always thot that his parents were kidnapped and he was thrown into a rubbish dump.. but in true fact, their parents were separated and they were the ones that dumped him.. and he never did find out the fact..

The lead's dad was super crazy lor.. went to the ex-wife's place and killed everyone and raped a dead girl, den tried to rape the ex-wife and hit her with beer bottles and an iron and stuffed her head into a microwave oven and tried to turn off the oven.. and his wife chopped off his right hand and stabbed his back with a meat cleaver lor... in the end both died...

Den some drug sniffing girl dunno got horny or wad den just had sex with the male lead... super stupid lor... the scene was so explicit!! Super uncensored and explicit!!

All these with a PG RATING!!!!!!!!!!!!! How can????????????????????????? If I knew the storyline was liddat, I wouldn't have bought the tiks lor... wasted my 10 dollars!!!! And the ending was so abrupt lor... and the funniest part was, when the lights were on, I looked at the surroundings, all the ppl inside were french!! Hahah... never been to a place where Europeans outnumbered asians in Singapore lor.. and they were all as bewildered as us lor... hahah... all looked so stunned lor... hahah...

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